I was in a fight! Some big black cat snuck into my garden and insulted me. What could I do? I had to defend my territory! MY garden! I had him cornered, and I was fluffed -- I fluff BIG when I want to -- and I was telling him what I thought of his parentage. The insults were flying thick and ugly when my pet came running out of the house.
We both broke for cover. I dove for the window and the black beast ran for the wall. It took him some scrabbling but he got over before my pet could catch him.
I'll bet he doesn't show his ugly wiskers around MY garden again!