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Monday, December 5th, 2005
8:38 pm - There is a god

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Monday, November 21st, 2005
10:41 pm - My own comic!
Okay, it doesn't look just like me, but it's still MY comic! It's all about me!

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Tuesday, October 11th, 2005
6:21 pm - Language classes
I have been attempting to teach my pet cat language. She's a little thick, but she's catching on.
Fur instance, today, I taught my pet ...

NAanGah, which means in my pet's language: About f**king time, neutered slave.

She picked right up on it, so I have hope for her learing the true, pure cat language.

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Friday, June 10th, 2005
8:24 pm - Bird!
Yesterday, I almost caught a bird! I tagged it with a paw, but he got away.
But not today! Today, I got em! MMMuuuurrrow.

I brought him in to show my pet, after all it is my responsibility to teach her how to hunt. But she wanted to share, and that just wasn't on! They had to pry my jaws open to get it away from me. Two on one, no fair!

But now I got the taste -- and I got the moves -- its only time before I get my first bird snack!

I am the mighty hunter, Cat, bow before me!

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Monday, February 14th, 2005
1:14 pm

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Friday, February 4th, 2005
2:10 am
I am happy
.. in my garden
while the breeze brings
.. the world to me

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Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
6:11 pm - Toys!
Box! *hide, jump, slink*
OOOOooo Paper! *jump, bite, bat*
Box! *hide* Paper! *bat* Box -- paper -- box!paper!
OOOOooo Toothpick! *bat!, Smack! bite!*

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Thursday, September 30th, 2004
2:08 pm - Fences! High!
Some strange pets came over and ripped out all my grass meuw BUT! I've found fences!

You can get very high when you climb a fence! *tail swish* Very high!

It should be thicker though meuw, cause my PAWS are wider than the fence!

it takes the ballance act of a proffesional to walk on something this narrowCollapse )

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Thursday, September 16th, 2004
7:53 am - Pets!
My pets have unknown pets over ... again!


I must hide! But they are everywhere... I can't get to my sand box!


I know.... I'll hide under the blankets. They'll never find me there!

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Wednesday, August 25th, 2004
2:50 pm - So Sneeky!
They will never find me here! I can hear them calling me, but I don't come. Make them think I've run away! Then I'll get milk when then see me 'come back'.
I'm so sneeky!

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Tuesday, August 17th, 2004
11:43 am
Pet: shahhe that's my chair, even though clearly I gave up all ownership when I moved my fat behind out of it to visit the sand box.
Me: You move, you lose. *licks butt*
Pet: Aww, come on. Move your furry butt.
Me: Did I just hear what I think I heard? *flicks ear* I'm insulted! I wouldn't move now for a bowl of tuna!
Pet: Shahhe, don't make me move you.
Me: You try, and you lose fingers. *hangs on to seat*
Pet: okay, be that way. *picks me up and throws me onto the bed*
Me: You dog!...*dives for possession of chair*
*both our butts hit the chair at the same time*

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Tuesday, July 13th, 2004
7:04 pm - Flies and sleeping
It's been raining a lot. I don't like that. I don't like getting wet! So I've been sleeping a lot. My pet says I sleep too much. But that's just silly -- there is no such thing as too much sleep.

When I get out into the garden, I hunt flies and b's. You have to be real fast to catch flies! I am VERY good at it! I catch them, then I take them into the house and play with them. I LOVE the feeling of their trembling wings in my mouth, it tickles! murow!

There's a new mouse in the house -- he's purple with yellow ears, and he hangs around on the wall. I jump onto the top of the chair, and I'm just able to reach him. I get really wired when I play with the mouse, and have to disfuse some of that energy by climbing the walls, and leaping over the bed. I can leap over the bed in one bound now! I'm a big girl!

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Sunday, June 20th, 2004
9:03 pm - Food
Since I am a grown up kitty now -- no longer a kitten -- my pet has gotten me grown up kitty food. I really like my grown up kitty food, yummy. Purrr.
It's so good, I don't want to share it! My pets are sneeky like that. I know they are eating it when I'm taking my naps (its so yummy, how can they not be?). So I got smart!

Once I stuff myself, I bury my food!

Now those jackels, aka pets, wont find it! My food! All mine! *pift!*

current mood: devious

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Saturday, June 19th, 2004
10:03 pm - All grown up!
I'm a big girl now! I'm 1 year old Puuuurrrr.
I eat big kitty food now. *licks whiskers*

current mood: hungry

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Friday, June 4th, 2004
11:47 pm - Fight!
I was in a fight! Some big black cat snuck into my garden and insulted me. What could I do? I had to defend my territory! MY garden! I had him cornered, and I was fluffed -- I fluff BIG when I want to -- and I was telling him what I thought of his parentage. The insults were flying thick and ugly when my pet came running out of the house.

We both broke for cover. I dove for the window and the black beast ran for the wall. It took him some scrabbling but he got over before my pet could catch him.

I'll bet he doesn't show his ugly wiskers around MY garden again!

current mood: pissed off

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9:12 am - Strange pets
They're gone! All the stray pets are gone! They took their boxes and left. Puuurrr.
I have given my pet lots of loving, now that I can do so without strange hands reaching for me.

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Tuesday, June 1st, 2004
11:04 pm - My pet is a hog
She hasn't let me on in WEEKS.
We've had stray pets over. Lots of them. I've been hiding in my corner for days. Meuw. They've been sticking their hands out and trying to make friends, but I show them whos boss! I slink out of hands, and hide where no one can find me! My pet brought my food and water into the nesting room, so I didn't have to starve to death. Meuw, so she did good there.
It's been so long since the strays have been here, I'm starting to think they've moved in. I've let them give me treats, and sometimes I tease them ... purr...
I lay in the hall way and roll on my back, waving my paws. I let them touch me, then act like I don't see them. Purr. Silly stray pets!
There is only one pet for me! I sleep under the blankets with her and purr. She's a good pet. She gives me lickin's and brushes my fur.
I love it when she brushes my fur. I stretch and purr and make bread and roll over so she can get to all the parts.

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Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
11:32 pm - stinky male-pet
There was a stinky male-pet in our house! He came in when my pets were gone, and went through all their stuff! He touched my mousies!!
He didn't smell right, and I didn't know him, so I hit in my hidey hole and just watched him. He was so close, and I was so afraid!
But he went away, after making loud noises. He took some stuff, but he didn't take me! I would have spit at him, but then he would have found me!
Bad pet!

current mood: scared

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Thursday, May 6th, 2004
4:34 pm - Do you hear that?
There's a fly in my window!Collapse )

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3:18 pm - Morning is best
When I hear my female pet start to wake, I jump up on the bed and push her nose with mine. My whiskers tickle her face and she opens her eyes and smiles at me. She says: Good morning, Shahhe, and I purr. Then she opens up the blankets and I curl up under them, against her belly. She pets me, and I purr. We stay like that for a long time, until my pet needs to visit the sandbox, and feed me.

I like the morning best.

current mood: awake

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